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Under Construction. This is where I plan to post the collection of lies that I tell my friends so they think I’m an interesting person. If these lies are well-written, they could also lead to me getting laid =D

version 0.9.0

Name: Thomas Heaton
Nickname(s): Tom, Thom, He who needs more sleep
Siblings: John (twin brother)
Parents: The best in the world
DOB: April 20th, I’m popular with all the stoners.

General Interests:

  • anime
  • manga
  • comic books/graphic novels
  • music (almost any genre, but I lean toward Progressive dance music or Indie Rock)
  • reading (fantasy/sci-fi)
  • snowboarding
  • blogging
  • photography
  • Apple Computer


    • Favorite Books/Short Stories:

  • The Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkein
  • Lensmen series by E.E. “Doc” Smith
  • Neuromancer by William Gibson
  • Burning Chrome by William Gibson
  • Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson
  • The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson
  • Hackers and Painters by Paul Graham
  • Inheritance trilogy by Christopher Paolini
  • Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowlings
  • Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card
  • Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky


    • Favorite TV Shows:

  • Battlestar Galactica
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • Entourage
  • Firefly
  • House, MD
  • Iron Chef
  • Lost
  • Macross/Robotech
  • The Office
  • Reno 911
  • Smallville
  • Veronica Mars


    • Favorite Artists/DJs:
    AFI, Arcade Fire, The Beatles, Bent, Bjork, Bloc Party, Boards of Canada, Bread, Broken Social Scene, Chicane, Daft Punk, Hall and Oates, Deep Dish, DJ Assault, Doves, Elliott Smith, Etro Anime, Faithless, Fischerspooner, Franz Ferdinand, Frou Frou, Gorillaz, Greg Benz, Guster, Hybrid, Imogen Heap, John B, Junkie XL, Kaskade, The Killers, Le Tigre, Massive Attack, Moby, Modest Mouse, The New Pornographers, Noel Sanger, Norah Jones, Omni Trio, Outkast, Paul McCartney and Wings, Queen, Rachael Yamagata, Ryan Adams, Shiloh, The Shins, Sigur Ros, Simon and Garfunkel, Snow Patrol, Tegan and Sara, Underworld, Way Out West, Wolf Parade, Yo La Tengo

    Interesting Facts About Tom:

  • I have an identical twin brother, who’s actually kinda cool, I guess…
  • that’s all, I’m not an interesting person… =P